If I Wasn't Jim
What Would My Name Be?
Kris suggested this entry. She actually asked me the question last night on our anniversary after we went out to eat at Fritz & Frites in Galena, Ill. It's a German/French combo restaurant. I had Sauerbraten roast beef, but exchanged the saurkraut and cabbage to get the Frites. A real Eurpoean combo! (And I didn't ask for ketchup.) Anyway, here are 10 names I'd seriously take if my dad Lee James and Edie didn't name me James Lee.
1. Johnny Jeffery: Half-jokingly, I believe I was a Confederate named Johnny Blood in a previous life.
And, Johnny Jeffery really has a ring to it.
2. Abraham Luther: Combines so many people I admire: Lincoln, the Biblical Abraham, Martin Luther King and Martin Luther, of religious fame. (But everybody'd call me Abe)
3. Kirby Bo: A blatant sports name based on Kirby Puckett and Bo Jackson. I'd be embarrassed if I grew up hating sports.
4. Jeremiah Michael: It kind of rolls off your tongue.
A good biblical name. Stately.
5. Dominic Lee: Not sure if a Scandanavian can be named Dominic, but that makes it all the better.
6. Andrew Scott: Say it all the way through - Andrew Scott Swenson - and it's pretty smooth.
7. Ian Bartholomew: With such a short first name,
a long middle name works.
8. Tyrus Paul: If I'm going to be named after a mean guy like
Ty Cobb, I'll need a man of the faith for a middle name.
9. Zachary Lawrence: It would be neat having a first name
with the last letter of the alphabet.
10. Oscar James: Oscar is out there just enough to be worth the risk. But, if it failed, I could fall back on my middle name
and be called Jim ... Swenson.
Well, your name might be "Mud" Swenson, for one. I'm kinda partial to G. Whizz Swenson, however. The "G." could stand for many things.
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